Kamis, 29 September 2011

The Best Thing called Best Friend



You are one of the best things that's ever happened to me. You're my love and my best friend. And every day that goes by, it seems like I discover something new about you to love. It's incredible to me how one person can make such a big difference in my life. You touch my heart in a way I never knew before. I discover something new about you to love.
It's really incredible to me how one person can make such a big difference in my life.

And
Its simply blisfull
                                                          Sincerely,

                      Person who thought you was her best friend

Genius Boy

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students the
teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"

Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade.My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!"

The Teacher had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While
the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy.: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy.: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think
Boy can go to the third-grade." the teacher says to the principal, "I
have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy. both agree.
the teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
of?

Boy., after a moment "Legs."

Teacher : "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Boy.: "Pockets."

Teacher : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The
principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
Boy. was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before
he could stop the answer...

Boy.: Shake hands

Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Boy.: Yep.

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
get wet before you do.

Boy.: Tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit
tense.

Boy.: Wedding Ring

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy.: Arrow

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
heat and excitement?

Boy.: Firetruck

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get
it u have to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork

Teacher: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
after they're married?

Boy.: SURNAME

Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

"Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!" 

Senin, 29 Agustus 2011

Jadi, Lebaran pending juga ?

Hari ini Kemenag sukses bikin gue cenat-cenut,galau dan makin cantik. Gimana enggak ? biasanya kan kalo sidang itsbat dilaksanakan pasti besoknya lebaran. Eh ini kagak. Padahal, ketupat bersama sayurnya dan rendang dan sambal goreng ati sudah tersedia di atas meja makan.

Setelah mendengarkan sidang itsbat yang panjang itu. Akhirnya keluar lah hasilnya..

JENG JENG JENG JENG *Drum rolls*

LEBARAN JATUH PADA TANGGAL 31 AGUSTUS 2011


Walhasil ketupat dan kawan kawan tidak bisa disantap besok. Karena takut ga ngerasain ketupat yang keburu basi. Akhirnya gue sekeluarga makan ketupat sekarang. Ya Malam ini.

Cheers

Minggu, 28 Agustus 2011

Posma (Posisi Lima)

Disini gue akan menjelaskan apa itu POSMA (Posisi Lima) mungkin sebagian dari kalian udah tau. tapi gue bakal jelasin sedikit tentang POSMA.

Posisi Lima itu adalah hukuman yang diberikan Senior kampret kepada Junior. Hukuman ini cukup populer saat masa-masa MOS (Masa Orientasi Siswa). Bagi siswa yang lain POSMA hanya dirasakan ketika MOS.
Tetapi.....

Bagi siswa yang memilih eskul kelas atas seperti PASKIBRA B) *narsis dikit* hukuman ini sering dilakukan dan merupakan hukuman yang PALING RINGAN Kenapa ringan ? karena masih ada Push-up regular , Push-Up tobat dan Push-Up Berantai. Nahloh! tapi disini gue bakal bahas POSMA di masa-masa MOS. sebagai siswa baru, hal lumrah jika dibentak atau diberi hukuman. Nah POSMA diberikan jika siswa lelet,makan gak abis, songong (sekalipun lo ga songong tapi kalo muka lo nyolotin tetep dihukum), telat dateng, etc. Dan gue termasuk sering merasakan hukuman yang satu ini.

Kesalahan gue ga banyak kok. Gue cuma Telat dateng,songong (kata Senior),makan lelet (maklum master table manner :p ) trus jadinya gue ngerasain POSMA. Dan walaupun lo ga salah, kalo ada temen lo yang salah terus kena hukuman lo WAJIB ikutan ngerasain hukuman karena KORSA (KOMANDO SATU RASA) jadi yaa nangis bareng-bareng,makan bareng-bareng, gitu gitu deh. Jadi ya gue sih seneng-seneng aja kalo temen-temen satu gugus gue mau ikutan. HAHAHA tapi gue MURKA kalo ada temen gue yang salah. Jadi aja gue kena hukuman lagi (Lah!) tapi selain keburukan dan kemurkaan tentang POSMA ada kebaikannya juga looh. Ya meskipun gue baru tau ini pas jadi Senior Cantik :p

APA KEBAIKAN POSMA ?

Kebaikannya adalah memperkuat kaki kita. kalo di Paskibra, bikin gebrakan kaki lebih mantap. kan nahan gitu tuh nah paha kita jadi kenceng gitu deh.

Eh gue punya satu puisi yang gue buat pas lagi menderita karena POSMA pas junior..
Ini Dia...
.

Keringat bercucuran karena POSMA
Rasa kesal selalu muncul saat POSMA
Pegal dan lelah… itu yang kurasa
Menggerutu dalam hati setiap POSMA

Aku berteriak dalam hati..
Aaaaaaa… kenapa POSMA ?
Salah sedikit POSMA
Telat sedikit POSMA
POSMA-POSMA kenapa harus POSMA ?

Sekian kesan dan pesan gue mengenai POSMA. Sebenarnya hukuman ini biasa aja. Cuma sebagai Junior kadang suka mengutuk sedangkan sebagai Senior selain mendidik juga bales dendam Namanya juga Hukuman. Kalo enak, ya bukan hukuman dongss :D


Cheers

Two and Half Cents

I really don't like TV shows that focus on low-income families and treat these families as somewhat entertainment-commodities. One of said shows would be "Jika Aku Menjadi". In this show, a guest star (usually a female) is required to live and work with a low-income family for a couple of days, and in between, she would cry and tell the viewers how sad she is to see how much this family "suffer" and struggle on a daily basis, and that she should be more thankful to God for having a better life than them. That boils me.

You see, doing such is no different than walking down the street and approach a random hawker and say, "oh my, your life is so tough. Thank God I have a better life". No matter how "poor" someone is or some people are, we should never belittle their status. I mean, seriously, you cry in front of someone you consider poor, because you're sad that he or she is so poor? Imagine how the poor person would feel. He/she will feel poorer, because someone is making it clearer for him/her that he/she is extremely poor.

I remember a guest star of the TV show giving her comments which more or less sounded like this: "I'm so sad, (cries), because he works so hard (cries), and it's so lonely here (cries). This man works every day picking up tree sticks and gets only Rp.10.000 a day, while I can spend so much for a single lunch (cries). There's no entertainment here, no shops, nothing. I always complain back in the city, while in fact there's so much entertainment there. We have cinemas, malls (cries). I can't imagine living his life".

And how does saying such a thing make that man feel any good?

Wouldn't it be much nicer if we actually made him feel better instead of poorer? Why do we need to emphasize on things he (currently) doesn't have and point out in front of his face that his life is "so poor"? Instead, we should appreciate his hard work whatever his "job" is, no matter how much he earns. We should remind him of how lucky he is, because he is given such good health and strength. We should tell him how much we envy his simple, humble life in the village, because life in the city is full of complexities. We should provide him the faith that he can make a betterment in life if he works harder. We should support him to never feel disheartened, for life, no matter what, works in many different ways. And we guide him with whatever knowledge or information we have, so he can be inspired. If this is done, then providing him (and his family) some cash at the end of the show as a capital for him to start a (better) job would be more relevant.

Helping people is not supposed to be done only by (giving) money. But by (giving) moral support. And respect

Source : http://t.co/ULjoiWx

Type of Love

Eros
A passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love

Ludus
A love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once

Storge
An affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity

Pragma
love that is driven by the head, not the heart

Mania
Obsessive love; experience great emotional highs and lows; very possessive and often jealous lovers

Sabtu, 27 Agustus 2011

The Real Gryffindor


Multi-awarded actress Maggie Smith was halfway through her cancer treatment when she made Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince, starring as Professor Minerva McGonagall.
“I was hairless. I had no problem getting the wig on. I was like a boiled egg,”
she said.
The chemotherapy was, she said, “something that makes you feel much worse than the cancer itself”.
“You feel horribly sick. I was holding on to railings, thinking ‘I can’t do this’,” she said
.
But she insisted she will “stagger through” the final Harry Potter film, The Deathly Hallows.


Let’s just pause and ponder on how awesome this woman is, a true Gryffindor. She truly is an inspiration, both on and off the camera
.